Genre Fiction in a Nutshell

Fantasy — 1,000 pages of people walking to God knows where.

Western — 450 pages of people riding horses to God knows where.

Science Fiction — 650 pages of people taking spaceships to God knows where.

Horror — 450 pages of psychopathic clowns eating people in God knows where.

Mystery — 450 pages of dead bodies bleeding all over God knows where.

Suspense — 750 pages of Jason Bourne pretending to be James Bond in about twelve different locations of God knows where.

Romance — 450 pages of “Oh, Myy!”

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